9 out of 10 Galactic Overlords said their Thetans preferred a million bucks!
Now you have progressed up the rickety bridge to the dizzying heights of OT you are now able to claim your free million bucks.
No kidding folks... just think of all that auditing! No more rice and beans! Clean clothes! Toilet paper! There's no end to the luxuries a million could bring. A lick of paint round the old org? A decent car to go hassle wogs in? Think of all the things you could do to help clear the planet and that nasty little worm Miss Cabbage will love you for it! Talk about upstat!
Pop over to http://www.randi.org/research/index.html and it'll be a doddle. Well... it would if the tech works.
Here's their spiel...
"The Foundation is committed to providing reliable information about paranormal claims. It both supports and conducts original research into such claims.
At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. The JREF does not involve itself in the testing procedure, other than helping to design the protocol and approving the conditions under which a test will take place. All tests are designed with the participation and approval of the applicant. In most cases, the applicant will be asked to perform a relatively simple preliminary test of the claim, which if successful, will be followed by the formal test.
Preliminary tests are usually conducted by associates of the JREF at the site where the applicant lives. Upon success in the preliminary testing process, the "applicant" becomes a "claimant."
To date, no one has ever passed the preliminary tests."
I wonder why it's never been claimed?
Now you have progressed up the rickety bridge to the dizzying heights of OT you are now able to claim your free million bucks.
No kidding folks... just think of all that auditing! No more rice and beans! Clean clothes! Toilet paper! There's no end to the luxuries a million could bring. A lick of paint round the old org? A decent car to go hassle wogs in? Think of all the things you could do to help clear the planet and that nasty little worm Miss Cabbage will love you for it! Talk about upstat!
Pop over to http://www.randi.org/research/index.html and it'll be a doddle. Well... it would if the tech works.
Here's their spiel...
"The Foundation is committed to providing reliable information about paranormal claims. It both supports and conducts original research into such claims.
At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. The JREF does not involve itself in the testing procedure, other than helping to design the protocol and approving the conditions under which a test will take place. All tests are designed with the participation and approval of the applicant. In most cases, the applicant will be asked to perform a relatively simple preliminary test of the claim, which if successful, will be followed by the formal test.
Preliminary tests are usually conducted by associates of the JREF at the site where the applicant lives. Upon success in the preliminary testing process, the "applicant" becomes a "claimant."
To date, no one has ever passed the preliminary tests."
I wonder why it's never been claimed?
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